a web novel series of broomsticks, semiautomatics, and jetpacks.
by stefan gagne
Hear ye, hear ye! Now is the time for all citizens of the world to band together, to stand fast against the chaos of the Pandora Event! All it takes to unite the planet once more is brave men and women of all walks of life, ready to take action and get the word out. Are you ready to be an anachronaut...?
This web novel series is available for free reading on the internet -- but you can't exactly stumble across it by chance. In order for the series to grow, it needs new readers. You can do your part by spreading the word, be it through blogs and social networks, or just to your local friends. Let them know about pixelscapes.com/anachronauts, let them know we're out here. After that... it's up to us to keep 'em around. We'll take over from there.
Beyond a warm feeling in your heart, what do you get for helping promote anachronauts? Glad you asked!
Those who go the distance to get the word out can, if they like, fill out the form below and email it to email@example.com. In thanks, within a few days, you'll get a one paragraph biographical ministory written up about your alter ego's adventure in the world of anachronauts! Maybe you'll be a hero. Maybe you'll be a villain. Maybe you'll mutate into some hideous three eyed hellbeast. Who knows? It is a mystery! (And there is no appeal process, so be ready to roll the dice!)
Oh, and you'll get some desktop wallpaper, in the classic Gadget+Frame motif. Everybody likes desktop wallpaper.
Now, we're largely going by the honor system here. So, if you don't lift a finger to help but send in the form anyway, a gnawing horror will tear at your conscience, keeping you awake at nights, sweating and grasping at the sheets, whimpering for a merciful diety to release you from this agonizing and eternal torment of shame and humiliation. So, like, don't do it.
(This may be available for a limited time only -- it depends on how much of a burden running it ends up being for the author. Thanks for your understanding. We'll come up with some other gift if we have to call a halt to custom on-demand writing!)
|Fille Outte Ye Forme As Followes...|
Name: (real name or online moniker, as you want it to appear on the Team Page)
I Spread The Word By: Online Social Network (include link to reference) or Word of Mouth (briefly describe)
Blatant Plug For Your Blog, Creative Project, Or Favorite Online Community: Provide name and link. Must not be NSFW. (optional)
I Believe I Am A: (choose one) Eastusaian, Noble Fae, Elf, Witch, Orbital, Frontliner, Steampunker, Pirate, Atlantean, Monster, Angel, Demon, Mutant, Robot, Zombie, Ninja, Surprise Me!
|Email form to firstname.lastname@example.org, with a title of "Join the anachronauts team!"|
copyright 2010 stefan gagne