MuffiNET, the world's first all-muffins WWW page, is proud to present a
variety of links about favorite foodstuff :
MUFFINS. Muffin this, muffin that, muffins for breakfast, muffins for lunch
and dinner, muffins before tea and muffins after sex, muffins muffins muffins.
My god, the sheer pleasure that can be found in eating a single muffin... but you
CAN'T eat just one! No, then it's on to another muffin, and another muffin, just
sucking up as many muffins as you can until you reach a Muffin Climax and nearly
have to throw up, and then you feel empty and wasted inside, with knowledge that in
a few more hours, the craving will begin again. Admit it. You are hooked on
muffins. Let MuffiNET be your muffin fix. We'll be your muffin pusher. Come on.
You know you want it. Go ahead, click a muffin, get it over with. What's there to
lose? They have fiber, too.
(MuffiNET links and concept by Lee Coursey.
My Favorite Muffin
Whistling Wings Farm
Amy Gale's Muffin Index
Liam's Favourite Muffin Recipe
The Perfect English Muffin Pizza
Breakfast Muffin Recipes
Indiana Muffin Index
The quest for muffins goes on
To the land beyond the sea...
On a white ship will I sail
Keep the muffins hot for me
Roads I've travelled I must leave
For the local supply of muffins is at end
Weep not empty tears but grieve
When the muffin supply comes to an end
- iterated by John Biles in honor of MuffiNET
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